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Happy New Year!
Madison Bernstein
CA - Wednesday, January 02, 2008 at 16:23:38 (MST)

Tommorow is Thanksgiving and on friday I hope we get dessert for breakfast.
Brett Bernstein <Brett1998@mac.com>
Livermore, CA - Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 09:16:13 (MST)

Happy 100th Birthday!!
Madison Bernstein (Kenneth's Daughter)
- Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 23:43:54 (MDT)

Grandpa- I will always remember the cotton Candy machime you had for my brother and I when we came to visit you, Happy 100th Birthday!
Cari <cgoodrich81@aol.com>
San Jose, Ca - Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 20:14:30 (MDT)

Happy 100th Birthday Grandpa Bernstien!
Bradley <bgoodrich1983@yahoo.com>
Brooklyn, NY - Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 20:12:02 (MDT)

Happy 100th Grandpa! I hope you're enjoying the big day! Love, Shaun
Shaun Wiley (Sandi's son) <smwiley13@comcast.net>
Jersey City, NJ - Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 09:59:47 (MDT)

Happy 100th Birthday Grandpa. I sure wish I was there to give you a big hug and kiss and have a screw driver with you! I love you more than anything! All my love Sandi
Sandi Wiley <sandi.wiley@sheahomes.com>
Danville, - Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 09:50:47 (MDT)

Happy 100th Birthday Grandpa I love you!!!!!! Shelli
Shelli
- Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 09:10:02 (MDT)

Hi Joe! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU --- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ..... HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY. I hope you are having a great time with Jan and Bernie! All the best, Leanne
Leanne <lmbernie@mac.com>
- Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 08:25:48 (MDT)

On our way to Puyallup, WA for Joe B's (aka Gramp, Great Gramp) 100th birthday, August 22!!!! :)))))
B.
- Sunday, August 19, 2007 at 08:46:59 (MDT)

Hello! Can't wait to see you and Grammy tomorrow. :]
Madison
- Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 23:13:58 (MDT)

Bernie...John is slaving away in Japan and wanted to see you on your video .....you haven't updated your video shot since July31st! And on the next clip please smile and wave!
Leanne <lmbernie@mac.com>
- Wednesday, August 08, 2007 at 18:48:01 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Nicholas! --couple days late but I thought about you on your day. You and Emily are both 15 now--for a few months.
Grammy
- Monday, July 30, 2007 at 14:08:58 (MDT)

Gramp-- I read what you wrote to Dad and he started laughing. He was like "I can picture Gramp throwing her down into the grass." 5 more days and Peanut comes home!
Madison
- Friday, July 20, 2007 at 23:58:43 (MDT)

Yes Rebecca, but she only glides 'cuz she can't flap fast enough to gain altitude! I launch her off the sundeck and she sails down to the lawn--well most of the time--occasionally she gets stuck in the tree and I have to use a ladder to get her down. :-P
Gramp
- Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 20:53:27 (MDT)

I remember last year gramp said he was teaching peanut to fly and I was wondering if he succeeded? because maybe if he did we could tape it and put it on America's Funniest Home Videos. test iiiiiiiiiiii Carrot? \ - / \ - / \ - / \ - / \-/ \/
Rebecca <rebeccaab@mac.com>
- Tuesday, July 17, 2007 at 21:18:45 (MDT)

Hi Brett, The backyard will be grass, plants, tree and flowers. How's that? You missed playing with William. He and his Mother and sisters were here yesterday and today. Been chilly today. Are you having fun??
Gram
- Monday, July 16, 2007 at 18:18:33 (MDT)

What are you going to put in the back yard now that the pool is gone?
Brett <Brett1998@mac.com>
kanapalii, HI - Monday, July 16, 2007 at 15:03:59 (MDT)

No, Peanut slept in the shower only one night--we put her bed in there for her. BUT every night before she gets into our bed she scurries into the shower, hops into her bed and stays there a few min. then comes shooting up her doggy stairs into our bed. hah! The workmen just came and she is barking at them. All 4 feet come off the ground with every bark. hahaha!! She keeps us entertained!!
Grammy
- Thursday, July 12, 2007 at 11:09:30 (MDT)

Does Peanut still sleep in the shower?
Brett Bernstein <Brett1998@mac.com>
kanapalli, HI - Thursday, July 12, 2007 at 01:19:52 (MDT)

Good idea, Brett, but way too late. The hole is almost filled up. Peanut is being a happy, good little doggy. She is next to me on the bed right now sleeping on her back. She is so cute and all my neighbors really like her too.
Grammy
- Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 23:39:06 (MDT)

You should have left the pool in and just taken out the water and the tiles so i could have used it for a skate place.
Brett Bernstein <brett1998@mac.com>
kanapalli, HI - Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 00:53:12 (MDT)

POOL UPDATE (1 July): The demolition is essentially done, next will be filling it in with new soil, that should start tomorrow (Monday). Now we have start working out the landscaping plan. ( I suppose we should have had the plan ready first :P
B.
- Sunday, July 01, 2007 at 18:17:02 (MDT)

Hi June, the pool was due for major maintenance (replaster, coping, etc.) and since we don't use it much any more we decided to reclaim the back yard.
B
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 07:53:38 (MDT)

Hey Neat Pics of the pool....but why did you demolish it in the first place....unless you have REALLY Hard WATER....lol. Love, Me
Aunt June
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:33:26 (MDT)

Hi Brett--Peanut is doing just fine. Sometime last night she took over my pillow and stayed there. I think we are going to have a fight over it tonight!
Gramp
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 12:22:26 (MDT)

Peanut looks so cute on the front page!Is she doing fine without us?
Brett Bernstein <Brett1998@mac.com>
Kanapalli, HI - Friday, June 15, 2007 at 11:00:57 (MDT)

Peanut looks so cute on the front page!Is she doing fine without us?
Brett Bernstein <Brett1998@mac.com>
Kanapalli, HI - Friday, June 15, 2007 at 11:00:17 (MDT)

Aww Peanut is just adorable!! I miss her :)
Madison
Kaanapali, HI - Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 15:48:12 (MDT)

The Maui Bernsteins say hi to Peanut! Hi to Grammy and Gramp, too.
Jennifer
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 15:47:44 (MDT)

Hey everyone!! I'm getting ready for the last day if school!! Then on Sunday it's off to Maui!!
Madison
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 08:16:51 (MDT)

Just arrived back from Rome--it's been a veeerrryyy long day, got up at 4:00 am to catch a 7:30 flight to Paris where we changed planes for a direct flight to SF. Going to try to get some sleep now as I have to go to San Diego first thing tomorrow morning for a business meeting. I'll try to get all the pictures organized and put up on the web site later this week.
B.
Livermore, USA - Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 18:00:13 (MDT)

I didn't have a Florentine steak, but we watched some one else eating one, or I should say I watched since Jan couldn't bring herself to look at it--because it was essentially raw. According to the menu, the steaks were about 2 kilograms (~ 4 1/2 pounds). We had some really good weather today so we took a short train ride to Ostia Antica where there is a large excavation of some Roman buildings, some dating back to the 4th century BC. At one time it was a busy seaport city in the Tiber river delta, but the delta eventually silted up and the river was no longer navigable, then the city fell into ruins. The site is quite large and we only covered about a third of it in the 4 hours we were there. After getting back to Rome we went up on to the Palentine hill overlooking the Roman Forum and finished our visit there--our previous attempt was interrupted by rainstorm. Rain is forecase for tomorrow, so I'm not sure just what we will do, but I'm sure we will find something interesting.
B.
Rome, Italy - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:35:31 (MDT)

Glad to hear you are having fun! Bernie I hope you had a Florentine steak in Florence! Nice pix.
Leanne
- Monday, May 28, 2007 at 19:12:12 (MDT)

Arrived in Rome yesterday afternoon, it was a short 1-1/2 hour train ride from Florence. Went out sight seeing today, but got caught in a whiz-bang rain storm. We took shelter (with about 500 other tourists) in a small museum on the Palentine until it let up a little then we went looking for a cab to get back to the hotel. The sun is out right now (4:00 pm) but there are still big clouds in the sky and the forecast is for more rain.
B.
Rome, Italy - Monday, May 28, 2007 at 08:02:38 (MDT)

Well I guess I should give a little update. We arrived in Florence on Monday, it was two day trip from Arles, Fr., we stayed overnight in Nice. The first day was spent mostly on survival stuff, laundry, train tickets to Rome, a few supplies, etc. Since then we have been visiting various museums, with the highlight, so far, being the Uffizi (it was fully booked, but our hotel manged to get tickets for us). The number of tourists and tour groups here is more than I can ever remember for Florence, it is shoulder to shoulder on every street!! Fortunately, it thins out toward the end of the day as the tour groups move on. At one point in the Uffizi museum, Jan was leaned over reading a description of a painting when a Japanese group of about 50 surrounded her. When she was quite startled when she finally looked up! We will be off to Rome on Sunday, it's only a short trip by train, less than 2 hours. I'll try to get some pictures uploaded to the web site this evening.
B
Florence, Italy - Friday, May 25, 2007 at 06:42:20 (MDT)

Hi Leanne, all--we arrived in Arles, France a few hours ago, had a good time in Paris. I'm still trying to get the internet connection working properly in our hotel room so I'll post more info later.
B
Arles, France - Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:52:26 (MDT)

Hey I was hoping you would be posting some updates from your trip ...boy, I got sucked into this one .....you are right ... I don't do @#@#! ('G' rated for the kiddies). LB
Leanne
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 20:39:21 (MDT)

Your web page is great. Dad
joe "B"
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:09:23 (MDT)

Happy Easter!! < -) < hehe does that look like a face??
Maddie
- Sunday, April 08, 2007 at 18:36:46 (MDT)

No Dad, you have to be able to speak English so you can communicate with your family. :]
Maddie
- Friday, March 30, 2007 at 23:07:13 (MDT)

It is day 13 here in Taiwan. I think I am forgetting how to speak English...
Kenneth
Hsinchu, Taiwan - Friday, March 30, 2007 at 19:11:59 (MDT)

I am back in Tokyo. Next stop will be Singapore on Sunday.
Steven
Tokyo, Japan - Thursday, March 15, 2007 at 02:08:30 (MDT)

Happy 70 years, Bernie!!! Great Birthday party kids!! Happy your braces are off Madison!! Fun cupcake party, Rebecca!!
Jan/mom/Grammy
- Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 10:56:57 (MST)

I GOT MY BRACES OFF TODAY!!! I'm so happy I have clear temporary retainers until March 20 (hehe not so temporary :] Oh ya Happy Birthday Gramp :] Lubb ya.
Maddie
- Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 16:56:18 (MST)

I get my braces off on Tuesday! :] Guss what day that is. Lubb You Guys!
Maddie
- Saturday, February 24, 2007 at 17:02:59 (MST)

Mexico was good - Back in DC for a day - London next.
Steven
- Friday, February 23, 2007 at 09:04:01 (MST)

Happy Valentine's Day Madison.
Gramp
- Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 19:56:57 (MST)

<3 Happy Valentine's Day <3
Much Love, Madison
- Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 14:46:14 (MST)

I don't like tuna :-P
Much Love, Madison
- Monday, February 12, 2007 at 19:23:56 (MST)

I'm at mom and dad's house. We just had REALLY good tuna sandwiches. Burp! P.S. I have some South America pictures posted to my web site...
John <john@vrealms.com>
Gilroy, CA - Sunday, February 04, 2007 at 14:50:18 (MST)

They were really yummy!!!
Gramp
- Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 21:42:31 (MST)

Cupcakes!! hehe :)
Much Love, Madison
- Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 17:16:53 (MST)

Oh...well close enough ;-)
Much Love, Madison
- Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 19:31:46 (MST)

Actually Uncle Steven is in Japan. :-)
Steven
- Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 17:23:32 (MST)

Yay! Uncle Steven, Aunt Susan, Nickolas, and Andrew have arrived!! :]
Much Love, Madison
- Friday, January 26, 2007 at 20:19:58 (MST)

Happy New Year everyone! Sandi
Sandi
- Thursday, January 04, 2007 at 17:10:17 (MST)

Happy [late] New Year!
Much Love, Madison
- Tuesday, January 02, 2007 at 21:28:24 (MST)

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY FROM PUYALLUP, WASHINGTION!!! GpB
GpB
- Monday, January 01, 2007 at 13:25:27 (MST)

Happy New Year everyone! (I've been offline for a few days 'cuz I've been moving my computer around.)
B
- Monday, January 01, 2007 at 07:50:41 (MST)

Merry Christmas everyone!!
Much Love, Madison
- Monday, December 25, 2006 at 22:40:36 (MST)

Merry Xmas Everybody Have fun!! GpB
GpB
- Monday, December 25, 2006 at 13:34:53 (MST)

Merry Christmas Everyone!
Sandi and Shelli
- Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 19:49:06 (MST)

And everyone else...
Steven
- Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 13:14:15 (MST)

Merry Christmas Dad!
Steven
- Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 13:13:58 (MST)

Merry Christmas everyone!!
Much Love, Madison
- Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 10:41:59 (MST)

Merry Christmas everybody!!!
B
- Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 10:02:54 (MST)

You would think that after being home from our South America trip for over 6 weeks now I would get some pictures posted to my web site... Well, that thinking is wrong! MAYBE, just MAYBE over Christmas break I'll get some of our two THOUSAND photos posted. Did I say two thousand? Yup. And I'll make sure to post the SNAKE picture for you Mom! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
John <john@vrealms.com>
Gilroy, CA - Friday, December 22, 2006 at 20:47:12 (MST)

Grandpa- Sorry to hear that-I hope everything is OK- Love you
Shelli
- Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 14:07:51 (MST)

Hi everybody; back on line now, been without power for four days. GpB
grandpa Joe
- Monday, December 18, 2006 at 13:25:16 (MST)

Aunt Jan- Please forward your e-mail address, I have misplaced it, wanted to send you a shout- Shelli
Shelli <goodrich7@llnl.gov>
- Monday, December 18, 2006 at 12:22:33 (MST)

Hi Aunt Jan- We are getting together, should be nice, Shaun and his wife are here, Brad is staying in NYC Looks like it will be @Sandi's X-Mas Eve- Love you- Shelli
Shelli
- Monday, December 18, 2006 at 09:48:00 (MST)

Merry Christmas, Shelli! Same to Sandi. Are you all getting together? Aunt Jan
Jan
- Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 00:33:24 (MST)

9 day until Christmas!
Much Love, Madison
- Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 15:29:12 (MST)

Hey All, I haven't checked in in awhile, just wanted to say Merry Christmas- Check out you cousin Bradley @ http://www.eschatone.com/thevisitors/ Merry Christmas- XXOO Shelli
Shelli
- Friday, December 15, 2006 at 13:17:56 (MST)

Ya, they are good pictures...the ones of me are the best...lol...jk
Much Love, Madison
- Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 17:41:50 (MST)

Great pictures John, I'm still looking at them, everybody is so grown up I'm trying to figure out who they all are. GpB
GpB
- Monday, December 11, 2006 at 15:24:23 (MST)

OOOOHHHHHH... in that case THANKS AUNT JEANNE!!! We had so many left over desserts we had cake (and pie) for breakfast! :)
Much Love, Madison
- Sunday, November 26, 2006 at 18:44:10 (MST)

Hi Madison, I didn't make the dinner, aunt Jeanne did--I just made the stuffing. Of course without the desserts that Rebecca, Bret, Emily and you made it wouldn't have been near as good!
Gramp
- Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 16:51:45 (MST)

Hi Gramp! Thanks for making Thanksgiving dinner! :-)
Madison
- Friday, November 24, 2006 at 20:55:16 (MST)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! *gobble gobble*
Much Love, Madison
- Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 09:34:38 (MST)

Gooooood Morning! I'm getting ready to go to Aunt Jeanne's house now! Soooo I'll see you later!! :)
Much Love, Madison
- Thursday, November 23, 2006 at 09:34:14 (MST)

See you on Sunday. Week after next is Mexico and then London again.
Steven
- Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 20:52:07 (MST)

HaHa I like your "new feature" you showed Dad and Me. It's so cool. I can see my self. Well, see you on Thursday!
Madison
CA USA - Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 16:22:54 (MST)

Hi Grammy! I'm at your house right now!
Madison
- Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 12:45:08 (MDT)

Madison, I can not believe you are a 7th grader already! Not very fair having to start school in August......Gram
Grammy
- Friday, September 08, 2006 at 12:44:11 (MDT)

Hi Madison! Have fun in the 7th grade. And remember: Study, don't chase boys! J & L
John & Leanne <john@vrealms.com>
- Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 21:38:01 (MDT)

Hey everyone! Guess what...I'M NOW A 7TH GRADER. Today was my first day of school. It was fun!
Much Love, Madison
- Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 18:01:12 (MDT)

Dad, I like your idea of turning "99" upside down to make it "66", but when I tried it with my age, 69, it didn't do any good!! :P
B
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 20:28:06 (MDT)

Hey!! Thanks, all you guys for the birthday wishes, Old "99"
"99"
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 14:30:10 (MDT)

Happy Birthday to you ....... have a great day. All the best, Leanne
Leanne <lmbernie@mac.com>
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 12:23:21 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Grandpa!
Steven
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:48:12 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Grandps! How lucky and blessed are we to have you! Love you more then ever.
Sandi <sandi.wiley@sheahomes.com>
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 10:58:47 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Grandpa! I love you- Shelli
Shelli
- Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 08:14:21 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Dad!!!
B
- Monday, August 21, 2006 at 20:21:34 (MDT)

You may have noticed that spam messages have been turning up in the guestbook again. They are being left by web "robot" programs that automatically search out guestbooks. I've made some changes that should hide this one from the "robots" at least for awhile. I'm also requiring a password again, and even though it is shown on the main page, the "robots" generally aren't smart enought to deal with them.
B.
- Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 20:08:24 (MDT)

Hi Madison, we are having a good time with peanut and she is very happy and content. We spend a lot of time playing with her ball and pull toy. I was planning to teach her to fly (I made some wings and was going to throw her off the sundeck) but grammy said I couldn't do it :-]
Gramp
- Monday, July 03, 2006 at 20:14:22 (MDT)

Hi everyone! Happy Summer! Grammy and Gramp thanks for watching Peanut!
Madison
- Saturday, July 01, 2006 at 22:28:36 (MDT)

Had my one hour meeting. Got on a plane and now I am home. Somewhat dazed but not to tired.
Steven
- Saturday, June 17, 2006 at 10:36:25 (MDT)

Barney:- Very interesting pictures, the presentation was great. It sure improves the appearence. You must have spent a few hours putting all thoses pictures together:-) Dad P S Jan; I like your dusty signature. Joe
Dad
- Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 16:12:42 (MDT)

I am on my way to South Africa again. I'm in the British Air lounge with a nine hour layover. It's not too bad since I have my virtual office with me: email phone and computer. Next Stop Johannesburg. I have a one hour meeting then turn around and come home. 50 hours of travel (38 in the air) for a one hour meeting. At least I'll get good frequent flyer miles!
Steven
London, UK - Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 08:23:37 (MDT)

Ya, Bernie, update your website!!
jan/Mom
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 10:30:54 (MDT)

Greetings from South Africa. I come home today. 18 hour flight - I am not looking forward to it. Dad - Update your web site!
Steven
Johannesburg, South Africa - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 03:13:26 (MDT)

Do you mean "Old S--t" Joe?? hah!!
jan
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 20:17:23 (MDT)

Thanks Jan!! I'm happy to know I finally made a list other than the one i'm usually on, (you know our secret word):-) Joe
Joe "B"
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 14:12:16 (MDT)

Hey, Joe, your our oldest secret.
Jan
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 09:44:13 (MDT)

Hey, Joe, your our oldest secret. Jan
Jan
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 09:43:52 (MDT)

Hope you all had a good Easter! I spent Easter throwing up :)but we went to Tahoe had had a LOT of fun there :) Now it's back to school :( Anyway we got Maui tickets today :) xoxo
Madison
- Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 19:26:37 (MDT)

Happy Easter everyone and you too LEANNE!!. I'm the Bernstein's darkest seceret:-) GpB
GpB
- Sunday, April 16, 2006 at 15:45:31 (MDT)

Apparantly they will let any one in here! Now I know where you Bernstein's hide all your secrets ..... Leanne
Leanne
- Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 23:03:18 (MDT)

Happy birthday Dad!
Steven
- Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 01:20:01 (MST)

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Bernie. Happy Birthday to you. Jennifer
Jennifer
- Monday, February 27, 2006 at 23:35:02 (MST)

Hey Barney, I'm not sure but, I think it's your Birthday. My memory is a little bad. If I'm right, "Happy Birthday" Dad
Dad
- Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 13:41:49 (MST)

Greetings from Dublin.
Steven
Dublin, Ireland - Sunday, February 05, 2006 at 14:21:25 (MST)

Happy New Year! Grammy and Gramp thank you for watching Peanut.
Madison
- Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 15:00:58 (MST)

:)
B.
- Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 21:21:34 (MST)

Happy New Year!!
B
- Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 20:01:53 (MST)

"HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE"
Joe "B"
- Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 16:35:41 (MST)

Merry Christams!
Steven
- Monday, December 26, 2005 at 12:23:02 (MST)

"Merry Christmas" Everybody!! Have a real good one. grandpa Joe
Joe B
- Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 15:38:08 (MST)

Merry Christmas everybody!
B.
- Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 20:51:31 (MST)

Uncle B- When your kitchen is done I want to come sit with you and have coffee- Miss you- Shelli
Shelli
- Friday, December 16, 2005 at 08:48:07 (MST)

Hi Shelli, the kitchen is getting there--it's been a long haul. Now just have to get the rest of the house in order.
B.
- Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 07:17:47 (MST)

Your are the MOST handsome Grandpa :)
Shelli
- Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 15:39:08 (MST)

Hi Shelli I hope it dosen't damage your screen:-)
Grandpa
- Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 15:30:34 (MST)

Hey Grandpa- You look GREAT nice photo, you are now my desktop picture :) Nice kitchen Uncle B XXOOOO Shelli
Shelli
- Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:36:14 (MST)

Joe B's computer died--hope to have him back on line with a new one tomorrow (1 Dec).
B.
- Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 17:27:51 (MST)

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
B.
- Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 07:36:42 (MST)

Countertop company has delayed installation by just over a week to 7 Dec. :(
B.
- Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 19:03:33 (MST)

Oh yeah, I also still have to install all the handles on the cabinet doors and drawers.
B.
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 20:01:32 (MST)

Now we are just waiting for the countertops to be installed on Mon. the 28th. Then all that needs to be done so that we can use the kitchen is hook up the sink plumbing and put the stove in place. We still have to have the back splash around the counter tops and the stove done; it will be tile but we haven't picked it out yet--wanted to see what the counters looked like first. Also, I still need to install some shoe-molding and baseboard around the cabinet bases. I will do that myself but I'm still waiting for the material (it matches the cabinets).
B.
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 19:59:33 (MST)

That's "temporary kitchen" : P Anyway, Jeanne gets to give us all the bird for Thanksgiving this year!!
B.
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 19:53:15 (MST)

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!! It will be very interesting to see how Barney cooks the bird in the bathroom:-)
Grandpa-Great Grandpa B
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 14:51:40 (MST)

Very interesting pictures Barney. The flooring is sure nice and a great mat with the cabinets. Dad
Dad
- Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 15:41:58 (MST)

The flooring was installed on Thurs. and Fri. Now it's just waiting until the countertop work starts. B.
B.
- Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 11:46:40 (MST)

The hood will be connected to a vent the pipe (the original one) at the time the cook top is installed--the contractor didn't have the right material at the time he installed it. You can see the vent pipe poking through the top of the cabinet.
B.
- Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 11:44:49 (MST)

Barney; I just noticed in your kitchen Pictures, that you Broan hood is not conected to a vent pipe. Is it a ventless type?
Dad
- Saturday, November 05, 2005 at 13:28:43 (MST)

The cabinets are from Omega, the oven/microwave is GE and the stove hood is Broan.
B.
- Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 15:26:39 (MST)

Barney!! That kitchen is absolutly beautiful, sure would like to know the brand name of the equiptment you are installing. Dad
Joe
- Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 13:33:14 (MST)

Last week's progress on the kitchen remodel: electrical finished up (lights and plugs now working), last cabinet arrived and installed, and oven and stove hood installed. Next the flooring will be installed on Thursday and Friday of this week. The final major steps are measuring for the countertops (Nov. 14) and their installation (Nov. 28).
B.
- Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 08:15:25 (MST)

My main guy moonlighted at the Treasury.
Steven
- Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 13:04:39 (MDT)

Does that mean you couldn't get Nicholas and Andrew to work??
mom
- Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 12:23:01 (MDT)

Skilled hired help named, Steven!!
mom
- Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 12:21:38 (MDT)

That's nothing. It took over six months to get my kitchen functional. I had a problem with the hired help.
Steven
- Friday, October 21, 2005 at 16:54:29 (MDT)

Expect last cabinet to be delivered and installed next week; also, electrical should be finished along with oven and hood installation. Next major steps are flooring scheduled for Nov. 4 and counter tops on Nov 28. So, we have another 6 weeks of camping!! :-(
B.
- Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 08:11:50 (MDT)

Beautiful cabinets Barney. Dad
Dad
- Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 21:59:29 (MDT)

got a little garbled on that word sneaky
dad
- Saturday, October 15, 2005 at 19:25:42 (MDT)

Hey Barney that's pretty sneekky :-) Dad
Dad
- Saturday, October 15, 2005 at 19:20:09 (MDT)

Sorry! I've been busy painting and watching over the kitchen remodelling. I put up some new pics tonight.
B.
- Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 20:56:46 (MDT)

Hey Barney!!! Turn on the lights, your site has been dark too long. Dad
Joe
- Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 12:58:45 (MDT)

Hi Steven, wth is Lesotho??
B.
- Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 19:36:35 (MDT)

Greetings from Lesotho. I finally got a good internet connection at the US Embassy.
Steven
Maseru, Lesotho - Thursday, September 29, 2005 at 08:00:49 (MDT)

Haven't been on for awhile! I hope everyone is well. Happy Birthday again Grandpa! I told Shaun and Rachel to start working on making you a Great Great Grandpa. Shaun said he would get right on it ;) Sandi
Sandi <sandi.wiley@sheahomes.com>
Pacific Grove, Ca - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:54:47 (MDT)

Het Grandpa, a day late but I wasn't @ work yesterday- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 98....WOW- Love you-Shelli
Shelli
- Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 08:00:52 (MDT)

Hello from a far off land.
Steven
Abuja, Nigeria - Monday, August 15, 2005 at 09:26:30 (MDT)

Hi Gramp! Thanks for driving us to the BART station and back home.
Madison
- Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:27:31 (MDT)

I have window envy.
Steven
- Monday, June 27, 2005 at 13:51:06 (MDT)

Good pictures Bernie!
Jan
- Friday, June 24, 2005 at 19:43:20 (MDT)

Hey Dix you and Roseanne made the front Page. I can tell by the size of Roseanne's glass, she's on "Tea Time" :-) Joe
Joe
- Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:00:45 (MDT)

Jeanne. Ruff isn't completely stupid. He prefers them in an Alpo can!
Steven
- Friday, April 01, 2005 at 16:23:48 (MST)

That handsome foal with the large Bernstein forehead has been officially named Persian Blue, following in the footsteps of his illustrious sire Prussian Blue and his quite famous grandsire Polish Navy. Steven, that foal could annihilate Ruff with one kick... hmmm... why don't you bring your little doggy out for a visit?!
Jeanne
- Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:18:21 (MST)

Ruff gets hungry everytime he looks at those pictures.
Steven
- Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 07:28:38 (MST)

I am a Grandmare !
Mom
- Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 00:25:11 (MST)

The ink is too wet.
Steven
- Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 21:19:45 (MST)

Not bad looking for a donkey!
B
- Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 11:41:53 (MST)

Ahhhh, what a nice leggy new baby !
Mom
- Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 10:39:38 (MST)

Don't you work in the building that prints the money? Just go scoop some up.
Kenneth
- Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 21:14:24 (MST)

Kenneth - congratulations. Give me $'s so I can quit too. I don't want to work anymore.
Steven
- Saturday, March 05, 2005 at 23:01:28 (MST)

I spent the night in London. I am at Heathrow waiting for my flight to home. Was on the plane for 11 hours yesterday. My butt is indented for good.
Steven
London, England - Saturday, March 05, 2005 at 23:00:24 (MST)

Dad - I really need a butt doctor recommendation. 14 hours in coach about did me in.
Steven
- Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 00:28:04 (MST)

I got here ok. With the exception of Shanghai (most of which is not used) the airport terminal in Dubai is the biggest I have ever seen. There were 100's of shops and wall-to-wall people. The weather here in Johannesburg is like San Diego in the summer. It is quite nice. Leave for Zambia tomorrow night.
Steven
Johannesburg, South Africa - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 00:26:37 (MST)

Next stop Johanesburg, South Africa via Dubai. I leave this evening and arrive tomorrow (Monday) morning.
Steven
Amman, Jordan - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 03:41:51 (MST)

how can i forget ??? sure i DO !!! U will receive my postcard....as usual !! :))))
lisa
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:27:24 (MST)

Hey Lisa--Remember me?? GpB
GpB <w6adv@a0l.com>
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:37:50 (MST)

Hey Lisa--Remember me?? GpB
GpB
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:36:36 (MST)

Lisa, the real "treat" is seeing me take my finger out of my nose!
B.
- Thursday, February 24, 2005 at 16:32:02 (MST)

did i see u sticking a finger into yr nose ? hee hee hee KIDDING!
lisa
- Wednesday, February 23, 2005 at 15:36:36 (MST)

i see u working mr B. Now that the time difference is just 3 hours i have stopped reading yr books titles behind yr desk, hee hee
lisa
- Wednesday, February 23, 2005 at 15:31:24 (MST)

Dad, I will need one
Steven
- Wednesday, February 23, 2005 at 11:12:23 (MST)

Steven, I'll happy to recommed a good proctologist for you when you get back from this trip.
B.
- Wednesday, February 23, 2005 at 09:51:57 (MST)

I am back in Jordan. 17 hours travel. Good thing the hotel is nice.
Steven
Amman, Jordan - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 14:09:10 (MST)

Welcome back to North America Lisa!
B.
- Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 09:25:07 (MST)

freezing in toronto...BRRRRRRRRRRRR
lisa
- Monday, February 21, 2005 at 16:45:47 (MST)

hi there, will be in celestica toronto from the 20th of feb. to the 2nd of march (not longing to be there at all, horrible memories and the city is an uninteresting place + it is freezing there still...). On the 2nd afternoon i will fly to NY to see a couple of friends till the 7th. Will be home on the 8th and again here at work on the 10th...if ever i leave NY !! hee hee ... as the song goes "leaving NY's never easy". Hope u are all well, ciao !
LISA
- Wednesday, February 16, 2005 at 01:42:51 (MST)

Hey, Happy Birthday in Italian. I like that, Lisa ! John told me you were going to be in Toronto. When ?
Jan
- Thursday, February 10, 2005 at 21:08:26 (MST)

TANTI AUGURI A TE, TANTI AUGURI A TE, TANTI AUGURI A JOHN, TANTI AUGURI A TE !!! BUON COMPLEANNO JOHN !!!
LISA
- Thursday, February 03, 2005 at 08:57:44 (MST)

Happy birthday John.
Steven
- Thursday, February 03, 2005 at 08:42:19 (MST)

Thank you.
Steven
- Thursday, February 03, 2005 at 08:41:45 (MST)

THEY SURE ARE!!! GGpB
GGpB
- Tuesday, February 01, 2005 at 21:23:20 (MST)

Aren't the Bernstein boys good looking ?
Grammy/MoM
- Tuesday, February 01, 2005 at 21:05:23 (MST)

GREAT PICTURES--GGpB
GGpB
- Tuesday, February 01, 2005 at 10:51:27 (MST)

Mom - The problem is that I break bones (e.g., tail bone) going down the hill.
Steven
- Wednesday, January 26, 2005 at 11:46:58 (MST)

You like the snow to sleigh ride on Steven. I loved winter when I was a child. I liked to sleigh ride and ice skate and jump off the roof of the house into the deep snow.
MoM--Jan
- Sunday, January 23, 2005 at 23:17:04 (MST)

Big snow storm on the East Coast tomorrow. Still have a lot left on the ground from the Wednesday storm. I don't mind the snow too much since I have Nicholas to shovel it!!!!
Steven
- Friday, January 21, 2005 at 11:24:04 (MST)

i dont like the snow too much either...cause my dad obliged me to learn how to sky when i was 3!! and i say OBLIGED! then cause it makes look everything the same when it is actually all so different, then because it is not practical on the roads, with big shoes and so on ... and because it's wet and cold :)))) but from time to time it's ok....just not too often. My dad and brother went to the mountain home my family has (the place is 2200 mt high) and they enjoyed skying... Here it costs 30 euro for a dayly pass, not too bad uh? if any of u are interested, u know u are always invited...just dont think u can find a huge villa like u all have...it's italy... u have to fit, hee hee
lisa
- Monday, January 10, 2005 at 03:55:23 (MST)

Gloomy and rainy here all week--lots'a snow in the mountains (but I really hate the snow).
B.
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 20:23:07 (MST)

great weather here in italy, bright and blue...no clouds...a lot of snow in the alps....but i am at work :(((
lisa
- Tuesday, January 04, 2005 at 07:21:24 (MST)

just the one who invented it knows about it, hee hee just kidding anyway...hope u all spent a wonderful xmas. ciao
lisa
- Monday, December 27, 2004 at 08:41:03 (MST)

MERRY XMAS TO EVERY ONE GRANDPA AND GRANDMA BERNSTEIN
GpB <w6adv@aol.com>
- Friday, December 24, 2004 at 11:32:35 (MST)

My kids are bouncing off of the walls.
Steven
MD - Friday, December 24, 2004 at 08:37:25 (MST)

Merry Christmas everyone !
MoM--Jan
- Friday, December 24, 2004 at 00:40:46 (MST)

But Lisa, wireless was invented in Italy!!
B.
- Tuesday, December 21, 2004 at 12:30:32 (MST)

it's unknown in italy...hee hee hee hee
lisa
- Monday, December 20, 2004 at 08:27:25 (MST)

It was $10/day in Jordan.
Steven
Washington, DC - Monday, December 20, 2004 at 07:39:01 (MST)

Wireless access is popping up everywhere, even here in the Taipei airport. It is free here. The boogers at the hotel in London last week were charging $18 for a 1 hour internet connection.
Kenneth
Taipei - Saturday, December 18, 2004 at 03:53:24 (MST)

I got home last night around 6. Got up at 4am. Jet lag and sore tail bone. I go to Calif. tomorrow.
Steven
Rockville, MD - Saturday, December 11, 2004 at 05:14:34 (MST)

darn german keyboard. keys are not in the right spot. I am on my way home. i have a 6 hour layover so i went into town for a couple of hours. not much to see in Frankfurt.
steven
frankfurt, Germany - Friday, December 10, 2004 at 01:22:27 (MST)

Hi Steven, Your Dad just told me that you were posting stuff on our web page. I am so glad you saw Petra ! Have you met the King ? smirk mOm
Mom
- Tuesday, December 07, 2004 at 11:15:36 (MST)

Yesterday (Monday) spend 8 hours with the Iraqis. Not much fun though very interesting.
Steven
Amman, Jordan - Monday, December 06, 2004 at 22:41:08 (MST)

Today (Sunday) is like Monday in the US. The weekend is Friday and Saturday. Had meetings today. No more fun for the rest of the week now.
Steven
Amman, Jordan - Sunday, December 05, 2004 at 07:17:43 (MST)

I saw Petra today. It was amazing.
Steven
Amman, Jordan - Saturday, December 04, 2004 at 16:09:10 (MST)

Got here late last night. Nice place. Clean and people are friendly. I have a high speed ehernet port in my room. This is great.
Steven
Amman, Jordan - Friday, December 03, 2004 at 00:55:57 (MST)

Hello everyone. I am in London waiting for my flight to Amman. It is 11AM here, 6AM in DC and 3AM in Livergulch. The � = $2 !!!!! Can't afford anything. We support a strong dollar. Not.
Steven
London, England - Thursday, December 02, 2004 at 04:10:57 (MST)

hey Cecil and Kenneth, are u in China like i am , right? want to join in Hong Kong for dinner ? :))))) YR treat... hee hee
lisa
- Monday, November 15, 2004 at 23:27:33 (MST)

Hey Lisa, so now Italy knows about me, eh? Hee hee.
Jeanne
- Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 21:05:12 (MDT)

peeping now. Dont u know it was in the newspapers here that the hurricane in Florida was named so because of the perfect resemblance with a certain Jeanne Lynchester in CA? hee hee.
lisa
- Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 04:10:29 (MDT)

Not a good song to sing around here!
Steven
Pretoria, South Africa - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:16:16 (MDT)

Was it a long march?
Dad
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:48:08 (MDT)

Greetings from the US Embassy in Pretoria.
Steven
Pretoria, South Africa - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 06:12:26 (MDT)

Hi Lisa, I am trying out the pass word too. It works ! Do you know that the state of Florida is having a hurricane and its name is Jeanne. Same as our Jeanne. It is amusing us !
Jan
- Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 00:20:37 (MDT)

trying the new psw\user...exciting...hee hee
lisa
- Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 05:54:36 (MDT)

That Gnome picture by Julia is truly a work of art. Julia has such great natural talent. Great GpB
GGpB
- Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 15:23:38 (MDT)

Aunt Jan, check your e-mail, for a pic of my son in NYC, or is it Steven????? Hi June and Dixie, great hearing from you
Shelli
- Friday, August 27, 2004 at 14:17:19 (MDT)

Hi June; Could I have your autograph? Great picture. your old,old,old Brother-in-law.:-)
Joe
- Friday, August 27, 2004 at 12:17:05 (MDT)

We don't want your autograph, June---we want the little dog!
Dix
- Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 17:14:54 (MDT)

Hey Barn.....thanks for making me famous....now wveryone will want my Autograph.... I like your music....pretty cute. Bye the way the puppies name is Lucy. Bye for now. Aunt June
Aunt June
- Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 11:38:07 (MDT)

Shelli, I have your new address but somewhere along the way I ended up without your email address. I am janb11@comcast.net If you like--send me yours. Jan
Jan
- Wednesday, August 25, 2004 at 00:28:13 (MDT)

Hey!! Thank you guys for birthday cheers. Grandpa B
GpB
- Monday, August 23, 2004 at 13:34:19 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Grandpa- I love you!
Shelli
- Monday, August 23, 2004 at 10:13:47 (MDT)

Damn near a perfect 10, that is.
Jeanne
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 22:02:27 (MDT)

Happy Birthday Grandpa! You could just throw in a decimal point: 9.7 and claim that you're damn near perfect
Jeanne
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 22:01:44 (MDT)

You're still a mighty handsome fellow, Joe! Happy Birthday
Dix
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 17:29:55 (MDT)

Happy Birthday, Joe
Jan
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 17:16:37 (MDT)

THANKS FOR THE SPREAD BARNEY I TRIED REVERSING MY AGE, BUT I STILL COME OUT AN OLD MAN:-) DAD
GPB
- Sunday, August 22, 2004 at 12:20:56 (MDT)

SEE U IN SEPTEMBER!!
LISA
- Thursday, August 05, 2004 at 06:05:21 (MDT)

HEY TX A LOT! I PEEPED IN TODAY FOR THE 1ST TIME. YESTERDAY I RECEIVED A CARD FROM GRANDMA AVIS...WWWHHHWWWWEEEE...SHE WAS SO NICE TO WRITE. I AM BETTER NOW, RECOVERING EVERY DAY A LITTLE MORE. THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING IN HOSPITAL IS THAT EVERYONE GETS SO ANXIOUS ABOUT U THAT U BECOME SOOOO SPOILT..HEE HEE...THEN WITH AN ITALIAN MOM....HEE HEE. HOPE TO SEE U SOON THIS SUMMER. TX!!
LISA
- Friday, July 02, 2004 at 02:19:14 (MDT)

Bernie and I are thinking of you Lisa !
Jan Bernstein
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:01:19 (MDT)

I am in Abuja. I did not get eaten in Kampala. It is luxury here compared to Kampala. I have hot water in my hotel room.
Steven
Abuja, Nigeria - Friday, May 28, 2004 at 06:06:06 (MDT)

They look at me kind of hungry-like. Hmmmmmm.
Steven
Kampala, Uganda - Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 02:07:43 (MDT)

Watch out that you don't run into some of "Eatie" Amin's relatives! :P
B.
- Monday, May 24, 2004 at 13:17:13 (MDT)

Greetings from the bank of Lake Victoria. It is 12PM here (10 hours ahead of CA). There are a lot of mosquitos. I sure hope that my medication works.
Steven
Kampala, Uganda - Monday, May 24, 2004 at 03:05:00 (MDT)

hee hee...now i know where all the spam i receive at work comes from !!! hee hee.....
lisa
- Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 03:05:05 (MDT)

Hi all! I recently realized that email addresses in the entries to this guestbook are being "harvested" by automatic "web crawlers", then they are being used to send email spam. Because of this, I've removed or disguised email entries. I recommend that you don't enter your email address, or if you do, disguise it. For example bernieb A T janber D 0 T com. B.
B.
- Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 08:24:16 (MDT)

hey willy wonka is sooooo sweet!!! but chocolates should not be a problem...he owns the factory right ?? hee hee....hey Jeanne, can i keep him with me here ? u will have a child less....more time for u....less problems...heee heee....what do u think? just do not think to trade him for a husband u might want to get rid of...heee heeeeeee well, too italianfunny !!! hee hee....getting serious, it would be very nice to have u all here!!! william 1st of course....
lisa <lstaffa@celestica.com>
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 08:53:16 (MDT)

We are thinking of going in September if nothing is blowing up at the time.
Jeanne
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 22:09:19 (MDT)

Jeanne - when are you going to Italy?
Steven
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 09:47:15 (MDT)

Hey Lisa, William is so excited to go to Italy he is telling everyone. He is also scooping the kitty litter every day for a quarter so he has money to spend in Italy. AND he keeps reminding me to get some chocolate for you. We will have to bring an entire suitcase full in order to please him.
Jeanne
- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 10:41:35 (MDT)

Hi Emily, you have been very busy with all the new babies. I think one should be named Emily !! Only if she is pretty ! I miss seeing you and your brothers and sister.
Grammy
- Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 22:23:39 (MST)

Hello to you all (especialy those with Macs). ^0^ Three foals so far this season, two black colts and one (insert color and gender here) foal from a mare at 353 days. XD I was about to poke her until she exploded, it was so frustrating waiting for her to pop. And my Sir-baby wants a foal too, so I promised him Cory's (his best buddy).
Emily Marie
Granite Bay, CA Good Ol' US of A - Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 18:48:49 (MST)

Hmmm Grampa. Osama Bernstein, something just does not sound right...
Steven
- Thursday, March 11, 2004 at 20:31:46 (MST)

Great picture of "Steven Bin Laden" Grandpa
Grandpa
- Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 12:17:21 (MST)

!!!!!!!! KENNETH !!!!!!!
Mom
- Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 10:35:21 (MST)

Yes Steven, good pictures. From bottom to top: Pyramid, Pyramid, Sphinx, and Sphincter.
Ken
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 22:12:54 (MST)

Great pictures, Steven !!
Mom
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 19:56:29 (MST)

Dad - Happy birthday. I am having trouble putting your request from Egypt into my suitcase. I think that it needs air.
Steven
- Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 09:07:03 (MST)

Happy birthday, Bernie!
Jennifer Bernstein
Livermore, CA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:59:29 (MST)

concentration camp treatment...heee heeeee ....this is a funny one...i flew lufthansa a few times and i liked it.....i hate alitalia, arrogant people.i wish i was in egypt too....but i am stuck since over 3 hours in a meeting...BLEAH!
lisa
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 04:46:15 (MST)

Greetings fro Egypt. Can see the pyramids from my hotel room. Incredible. I'll go see them on Friday. Don't ever fly Luftansa. I got the concentration camp treatment in Frankfurt.
Steven
Cairo, Egypt - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 00:21:39 (MST)

actually 60k $ is less than 53K euro, at today it's around 47K euro...so i have better be a receptionist for Cls Zurich that pays a max of 30% taxes than work for US government where u guys pay also sales takes !! And yes, she answers the phones and pushed a botton to open the main door...and this...for 53k euro!! is this fair? i get 1\3 of it...and they call me european commodity manager?? sniffle...
lisa
- Monday, February 23, 2004 at 03:04:59 (MST)

Lisa - you should be a receptionist (or janitor for that matter) for the US government. You could earn $60K!
Steven
- Friday, February 20, 2004 at 16:40:48 (MST)

And what EXACTLY is in this "receptionist's" job description?!?!?!?!?! She couldn't possibly be just answering phones...
Jeanne
- Friday, February 20, 2004 at 12:48:28 (MST)

i have just discovered the receptionist here makes 85000CHF per year which is about 53000euro...in italy a senior business man could make these money...Jeeeeeeee...i was born in the wrong country!!!
lisa
- Friday, February 20, 2004 at 10:04:40 (MST)

well,i am here negotiating the prices of connectors for europe ... there's a celestica facility here (due to fiscal reasons!!) and i am meeting major connectors suppliers ...so highly interesting. I have an asian girl representing Cls asia and a guy from Toronto representing Cls USA\Canada. Not having a very good time....the weather is ok, in Milan it is snowing today, here it is just grey and a little cold but bearable. Might be here in body, but my mind is vacationing in CA !!!! guess why !! hee hee
lisa
- Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 06:09:54 (MST)

What are you doing in Zurich, Lisa ?? Bernie and I have spent a lot of time in that city. Mostly in the winter. Are you freezing there ? It has been raining here.
Jan Bernstein
- Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:57:20 (MST)

hi from Zurich and from....the Mc Donalds Hotel !! YUMMY!!!
lisa
- Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 03:07:32 (MST)

Steven, shame on you. You know I am far too young to have a child that is 45--or even in their 40s for that matter.
MOm
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 14:57:12 (MST)

John is the oldest. 45
Steven
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 16:53:12 (MST)

I don't know how my little brother could possibly be 35 years old when I'm only 29.
Jeanne
Granite Bay, - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:04:28 (MST)

MYSELF... hee hee hee Just kidding.... well, yrs is such a bad joke too....remember i don't live there? he decided to wait till april when we should meet....so i can't disclose the surprise now! ciao
lisa
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 08:39:11 (MST)

Lisa - What did you give John for his 35th birthday? (Geez, he's an old man.)
Ken
Livermore, - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 23:41:55 (MST)

Lisa - If you want you can have our snow too. We have not been warm in weeks and there is ice everywhere!
Steven
- Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 12:28:20 (MST)

it's snowing in here, even venice and florence are white!! wow!!
lisa
- Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 01:45:01 (MST)

Mom - I love your weather station. I need to get one too!!!!
Steven
- Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 19:05:39 (MST)

BUON NATALE A TUTTI E STREPITOSO 2004 !! CIAO
LISA
- Friday, December 19, 2003 at 08:35:38 (MST)

Congratulations on the new job title Lisa. You should go up to your boss, act surprised and say that the pay raise to go with it has not shown up on your paycheck yet. I could use an italian nanny, but you'd have to teach stuff to the kids.
Jeanne
- Friday, December 12, 2003 at 12:55:05 (MST)

do u think yr government needs an itaian employee ?? i would be very glad to (NOT) work there... hee hee
lisa
- Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 05:08:55 (MST)

Dad - change the pictures on your site.
Steven
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 09:12:22 (MST)

Lisa - congatulations. Personally, I don't like to work. That is why I am in the government.
Steven
- Monday, December 08, 2003 at 09:11:37 (MST)

i am in a new office from today.....i am european commodity manager now....wish to know what that is....hee hee....still for the same little money of course...
lisa
- Tuesday, December 02, 2003 at 06:52:23 (MST)

Actually Lisa, everyone was seizing their LAST opportunity to use their laptops... after Turkey dinner, none of us have a lap left.
Jeanne
- Monday, December 01, 2003 at 16:03:33 (MST)

someone told me that even yesterday, when they all gathered together, the Bernsteins had their computers handy...they explicitly arrived woith their laptops..hee hee....unbelievable...LOL LOL
lisa
- Friday, November 28, 2003 at 01:23:49 (MST)

HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO ALL THE BERNSTEINS !!! WE DO NOT CELEBRATE IT, HAD I TO, I WIOULD SURELY BE THANKFUL FOR KNOWING U ALL
LISA
- Thursday, November 27, 2003 at 07:11:50 (MST)

john's paintings are wonderful!!! wwwhhheeeee
lisa
- Friday, November 21, 2003 at 01:34:36 (MST)

Lisa, I never grew up.
Steven
- Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 11:10:26 (MST)

steven, i thought u were the oldest...u look 28 on the pics from Africa...
lisa
- Monday, November 03, 2003 at 05:44:19 (MST)

I think I'll move to Abuja with Steven!
B.
- Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 08:16:32 (MDT)

Hey!! Guess what, "Californa" has a new Gov.
GpB
- Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 13:07:16 (MDT)

Looks like things are getting weird here. Should be leaving tomorrow 3 days early. There is going to be a big strike and the ariports will close and the locals will burn tires in the streets etc.
Steven
Abuja, Nigeria - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 07:52:33 (MDT)

What a beautiful place. I am going to move my wife and kids here once my tropical sores heal.
Steven
Abuja, Nigeria - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 08:48:58 (MDT)

HEY STEVE, SOON DONE !! BUT I (!) WILL KEEP THE MONEY .....HEE HEE...ESPECIALLY A LARGE SUM.... WILL SOON RECYCLE IT BUYING THIS OR THAT...AS I AM ABLE TO !!! FAVORITE ACTIVITY? SHHHHHOOOOOPPPPIIINNNGGGGG...HEE HEE....
LISA
- Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 04:10:26 (MDT)

Please send my your bank account information to help me transfer a large sum of money. Thank you.
Steven
Abuja, Nigeria - Monday, October 06, 2003 at 09:45:16 (MDT)

hee hee hee...these Bernsteins are like a sicilian family....soooo many.....so many birthdays...countless.....would they gather all together and cook a lot and be very noisy...arrange some mafiosi agreements...where would the differnce be ??? hee hee hee... COME ON.....JUST KIDDING !!! hee hee....
lisa
- Wednesday, October 01, 2003 at 02:58:40 (MDT)

Hewo there! Just dropping by to say hello... And that *MY* birthday is in 6 days. Mmm-hmm. You know what that means... Don't you? o.O
Emily
Granite Bay, CA Good Ol' U.S. of A. - Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 12:55:40 (MDT)

Me too Lisa:-) GpB
GpB
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 11:15:30 (MDT)

just peeping.... :-)
lisa
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 05:39:46 (MDT)

NOT MUCH COOKING....JUST WORKING=GETTING BORED=GETTING PAID TOOOOO LITTLE ; TRYING TO CONVINCE MY MUM TO LET ME GO LIVE ON MY OWN= NO WAYS (THE APARTMENT BELONGS TO HER PARENTS\HER...SO I CAN'T JUST GO WITHOUT PERMISSION) ; SUBSCRIBED A JYM SINCE AMERICA MADE ME SOOOOOOO FAT= DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING AT ALL BUT I HAVE TO ...... MISSING JOHN TOO MUCH...AND THIS IS ALL.....I CAN PLAY ALL THE GAMES FROM HERE BUT HAVE NO TIME AT WORK...UFFFFFFFF ... HOWEVER MR B(ean?) LOOKS NICER THE WAY HE IS....CIAO CIAO
LISA
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 08:16:43 (MDT)

The "Bridges work great, but can't get a plug-in for the Gophers. Dad
Dad
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 11:03:35 (MDT)

Hi Lisa, what's cooking? :-)))) GpB
GpB
- Tuesday, September 16, 2003 at 10:59:52 (MDT)

Hi Lisa, what have you been up to? Do the new games on this site work for you ?? Jan / John's MoM
Jan
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 11:00:45 (MDT)

There is nothing but an aqua colored rectangle for the golpher game and the bridges do NOT work.
Jan
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:58:30 (MDT)

is no one writing in here...or is this i see the old italian version of yr web site ???? :-)) CIAOOOOO
LISA
- Monday, September 15, 2003 at 10:00:45 (MDT)

I'm still blushing!!! Thank you guys for remembering:-))
Grandpa
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 12:05:25 (EDT)

Great Page today Uncle B! Love you Grandpa
-Shelli
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 11:09:30 (EDT)

Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to Grandpa...Happy Birthday to YOU! Love you Grandpa-
-Sandi
- Friday, August 22, 2003 at 10:24:57 (EDT)

Happy Birthday Grandpa- I LOVE YOU!
-Shelli
- Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 23:08:50 (EDT)

hey, don't u know people from the North of italy ? i would much rather go bankrupt than having any relationship with the South !!! hee hee hee........
lisa
- Monday, August 11, 2003 at 08:05:53 (EDT)

Lisa--tell them that your uncle from Sicily will pay them a visit to make a "final settlement" of your account!
B
- Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 11:10:26 (EDT)

oh oh ....sent it twice...OOOOPPPPPSSSSSS
lisa
- Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 06:06:12 (EDT)

the incompetence of the Hawthorn and Suites in ROchester is HUGE !! they made the mistake of a mistake and are still asking for money....AAAAAAAHHHHHHH rochester is following me in italy too !!!!!
lisa
- Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 06:04:57 (EDT)

working on a sunday afternoon, with a bright colorful day outside... this is fun.... :-(((
lisa
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 09:47:41 (EDT)

hey this is.....a WEIRD family !!! hee hee hee hee.... comeon JUST KIDDING !!!!
LISA
- Friday, August 01, 2003 at 07:59:42 (EDT)

We do be a dang smart family---ain't you learned nothin'
Mom
- Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 13:43:52 (EDT)

Steven, don't be the weak link. That's "We BE a darn smart family"
Jeanne
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 22:40:29 (EDT)

Hmmm. Judging by this lively exchange I would have to say that we is a darn smart family.
Steven
- Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 10:44:55 (EDT)

What?!?! Mom? You are bored of working?!?! What work? *is waiting to be bonked on the head* Please don't hurt me! *cowers in a corner*
Emily
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:45:20 (EDT)

Just thought I'd stop by and say hi! Oh, this weekend I've got another show with Sir. Hope you are having a good summer!
Emily
Granite Bay, CA Good Ol' U.S. of A. - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:42:58 (EDT)

OK Jeanne, you win, I give up!! :-)))) Grampa
GpB
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 11:15:19 (EDT)

still getting bored at work..still melting cause it's 41 degrees C. .... still sitting here while my mind is vavationing there .....
lisa
- Monday, July 21, 2003 at 05:31:18 (EDT)

Oh yeah Grandpa? Well, me MORE mostest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I even have more exclamation marks then you! )
Jeanne
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 22:40:57 (EDT)

NO!!! NO!!!! ME MOSTEST
GpB
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 12:59:28 (EDT)

Me mostest.
Jeanne
- Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 00:45:11 (EDT)

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GpB
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 12:33:33 (EDT)

ME MORE!!! hee hee hee
lisa
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 07:17:10 (EDT)

Me too.
Jeanne
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 19:23:07 (EDT)

Me too.
Steven
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:36:51 (EDT)

@@@@@&&&&)))((((!!!!!?????=====>>> soooooooooooo bored of working........
lisa
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 08:19:05 (EDT)

Lisa, happy to hear your luggage arrived--I hope nothing important was missing. It has been cold here for the last week, but today we are expecting it to be about 95F (35C), and 100+ tomorrow and for the rest of the week--more normal for this time of year.
B
- Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 15:59:21 (EDT)

my luggage arrived yesterday...and the broken one was replaced no expense with a new suitcase similar to the one they broke...but vibrant pink !!! so now i will always see it showing up...no one else can have a pink suitcase i guess....hee hee.......here it is really hot, i was told it was stated that June has been the hottest month since the last 200 yesrs, yes, i wrote correctly, 200 !!! wow !! ciao ciao
lisa
- Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 10:18:59 (EDT)

Glad your safely home Lisa. Sorry about the luggage :-(
B.
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 17:39:26 (EDT)

back to Italy....luggage lost and one totally torn into pieces... so good ! ciao ciao lisa
lisa
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 11:04:33 (EDT)

hi, i am writing from john's desk at pixim...rochester is miles away from my mind...and i am enjoying my time with J here A LOT....but just for 1 more day...saturday i have to go back to Italy...i wish i knew those Sicilians, i would ask them to kidnap J for me.... hee hee..... See u tonight,
lisa
- Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 15:03:52 (EDT)

NOPE ! Lynchester house is John's idea....hee hee...and a trip to italy, u are more than invited !! John saw Rome, he can tell u how beautiful it is....
lisa
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 12:04:31 (EDT)

Lynchester house? Obviously you have been speaking with my parents who have been comparing me to Mrs. Winchester! Got the card! Did you say trip to Italy?!?!?! OOooooo. Careful you might end up with the whole Lynch mob on your doorstep! Emily will be studying ancient Rome this fall, there's nothing like a good field trip to reinforce material learned. Hee hee.
Jeanne
- Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 01:00:48 (EDT)

Jeanne, it was really good to be there...and i agree with Willy Wonka, since i am his 6th girl friend...i guess i have the right to have a second boyfriend, Uncle John !! hee hee.....i sent u all a card when i arrived back in this wonderful place, hope i got the address right....hey, a few more days and i will be in Gilroy !! whheee...out of here.....loonging to leave the place...i think it is the 1st time in my life when i do not feel sad to leave either place and people....maybe is houldn't feel like that...but hey, i do...i cna't help it...Hope to see u all soon again...Aren't u planning a visit to Italy ? there is space for u all...not like in yr big castle , the Lynchester House.... but i think u can still enjoy...except there will always be someone telling u MANGIA MANGIA (eat eat) hee hee...
lisa
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 11:33:07 (EDT)

Yep, John and Lisa did get married and have a baby girl, but Lisa, didn't you guys also end up living in a trailer home? William has been feeling sorry for his Uncle John and now says that he is willing to share you with John. Ha! We sure enjoyed having you visit. Sorry the house was such a pig sty. Tell John to bring you back for Apple Hill.
Jeanne
- Sunday, June 22, 2003 at 22:59:52 (EDT)

W6ADV now has a broadband internet connection!!!
B.
- Sunday, June 22, 2003 at 18:45:22 (EDT)

Lisa--it was all the children that got to you !!
Jan
- Friday, June 20, 2003 at 02:23:49 (EDT)

oh, i forgot to tell u that i also got married to John and that we immediately had a baby girl .... but we are still undecided how to call her.....and all this on a week end at the Lynch's.....quite a dangerous place there !!! hee hee....
lisa
- Thursday, June 19, 2003 at 14:06:40 (EDT)

Hi B&J Wish I could have gone to see your Sis and Joe but things just don't seem to work out right at times....darn....we do hope to get there next year depending on the DIL. If she survives another year it will be a miracle...and we need one. I enjoyed seeing your trip picts. Bye for now, Love, Aunt June
Aunt June
Sauk Centre, MN - Wednesday, June 18, 2003 at 19:00:48 (EDT)

yep! seems i have a new boyfriend.....actually i had no choice but just approve the change ! hee hee..... I had fun at Jeanne's, it was a wonderful week end !!! Yes, the horse show was very nice and Em was very good and remained very calm even when the horse got a little upset and started jumping and moving a little too much...but she kept control and the horse understood who the boss was ! hee hee...... Well, hope to see u end of next week ! ciao ciao
lisa
- Wednesday, June 18, 2003 at 15:29:09 (EDT)

Hi Lisa, we did have a nice trip BUT no sun in Puyallup all the time we were there :o( Not to worry, I had a very good time with Bernies aunt and cousin. Did you enjoy the horse show ? Understand Wm. loves you and I noticed in the picture Ryan was with you !!
Jan
- Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 23:25:40 (EDT)

welcome home J&B !!! hope u had a good time !!
lisa
- Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 12:55:12 (EDT)

UUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFF american food is making me ssssssssooooooooooo fat !!!! i don't need a plane, i can roll to italy very easily....... wwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa :-((((((((
lisa
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 12:57:25 (EDT)

Off to Puyallup, WA today. Leaving about 10 am, and plan to arrive Monday morning.
B
- Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 09:23:32 (EDT)

:-(((((((((((((((((((((( what a pity..... but i am very glad u will go see yr parents, i am sure they will be sooooo happy to see u 2 :-))))))))))))))))))) i hope to see u some day between the 28th and the 4th of july when i will be visiting john! have a nice trip !!!! ciaooooo
lisa
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 10:29:58 (EDT)

Hi Lisa, we will miss seeing you this coming weekend because we are going to visit my parents in Washington. Perhaps we will see you at the end of the month.
B
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 20:51:42 (EDT)

yes, i was in italy....and now i am in rochester again.....but the good news, at least good for me (hee hee) is that i will be seeing john this week end + next week end too and that on the 28th, instead of going back to italy from here, i will fly to san jos� for 1 week...poor john can't get rid of me..hee hee hee hee.... will i see u this week end ? got a little package to deliver at Hudson Way Livermore, do u know that place ? ciaooooooo
lisa
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 10:31:57 (EDT)

Lisa---Home in Italy ??? John's MoM
Jan
- Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 18:46:21 (EDT)

hi hi, i am home .....WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE.....soooooooo happy !!! ciao
lisa
- Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 05:11:09 (EDT)

Well, it would appear that for the first show, at least, his name will be Sirius Black. Em will be showing him AND now riding him in Santa Rosa on Friday, June 6.
Jeanne
- Friday, May 23, 2003 at 19:25:39 (EDT)

So What's the name! :)
-Shelli-
- Friday, May 23, 2003 at 18:44:07 (EDT)

Did I forget to mention that Emily came up with a name for the pony last night?
Jeanne
- Friday, May 23, 2003 at 09:40:13 (EDT)

First off, Ruff is butt ROOTING. Secondly, he is too stupid to eat the cat.Thirdly, they would never allow that furry terrorist on an airplane and lastly, you would never spend a week in a car with him driving cross-country. Therefore, my ass is safe.
Jeanne
- Friday, May 23, 2003 at 09:39:18 (EDT)

Jeanne - we live in a zoo. Nicholas and Andrew have a dog, cat, guinea pig, gekko, frogs, fish and a silk worm. Sometimes I want to feed the worm to the fish, the fish to the gekko the gekko to the cat, the pig to the cat, the cat to the dog and send butt snooting Ruff to you :-)
Steven
- Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 14:25:13 (EDT)

Emily, i forgot to tell you that my surname is STAFFA, which means stirrup in english (don't ask me where this surname comes form.....have no idea in the past what my ancestors did !)...so here is another possible name for yr horse....
lisa
- Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 12:43:20 (EDT)

jeanne, seems john also failed telling me we have the same age and that he is not the youngest.....since YOU are ! hee hee.....can i be 19 forever then ?
lisa
- Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 12:41:25 (EDT)

John, I thought I had the wild turkey covered under the general heading of birdlife. But if you want to single out the more unique feathered friends we've had: barn owl, day owl, eagle, hawk... sitting on our egyptian bench no less, egrets, bluebirds, canadian geese, mallard ducks...
Jeanne
- Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 11:01:15 (EDT)

Jeanne, I believe you forgot to mention the wild turkeys running through your back yard (and no I do not mean Ryan and Emily).
John Bernstein
Gilroy, CA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 00:05:51 (EDT)

Lisa, obviously John has failed to tell you that my home IS a zoo. We have had skunks, possums, raccoons, wolves, lynx, mountain lion, coyote, turtle, crawdads (in the swimming pool no less)bats, too many frogs, fox, lizards, snakes, bear, BEAVER, squirrels and a variety of birdlife (including an endangered woodpecker indiginous to swamp land)all hanging out in our yard. It is a good experience for the kids, however it will be MANY years before I am old and need care. Right now I am only 29 years old, just like last year and the year before. Can't wait to meet you. Tell John I promise not to tell you all his most embarassing stories. Hee hee hee.
Jeanne
- Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 15:46:49 (EDT)

jeanne, r u thinking of being in ZOO busines ?? hee hee...jokes apart, this is real good for yr kids, they will learn how to be responsible for other beings...so it might turn useful to u and yr husband when u are old....hey , just kidding !! i have always wanted animals, but my parents always refused even if we have a little villa with a little garden...my mum never allowed other animals than fishes in the house saying they animals with fur are not hyginic (why does she loves furs for herself, this has always been a mistery to me!) ....so i have never had a dog ...and the only cat i had for around 8 years (which was as big as a dog and as friendly and loving) had to remain in the garden...once my parents were out and i let the cat in the living room...he peed!!! so my mum soon realised what had happened, notwithstanding the chemical preparation i had made to cover the smell and clean up (it was so strong i almost bombed the floor away, hee hee)....hey, i forgot to say that i have the ticket to come see Emily ! i will be in San Jose the 6th of June around 8 pm and will leave onthe 9th by noon....provided my company does not mess things up for me....ciao ciao
lisa
- Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:58:38 (EDT)

Lisa, we all want to find out the pony's name. It took Emily only 5 minutes this morning to name her 2 new ducks: Sargeant and Pretty. Oh, did I mention we now have two baby mallards?
Jeanne
- Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 17:28:49 (EDT)

Hey jeanne, that would be wonderful, also because i was planning to see john from the 6th to the 9th ....but his lover, Macintosh, got jealous and told him he has to work with her all the week end long.....so we did not buy the ticket... however, if he doesn't have to work and we find a plane that does not make us both live under a bridge (how romantic...hee hee hee), i want to fly there for sure and see Emily and her horse...and found out its name...TX TX :-))))
lisa
- Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 14:45:23 (EDT)

If your suggestion gets picked, Lisa, then you know what you win? The glory of having YOUR suggestion picked! *giggles* ^_^ Anyways. 'Peter Pan' is a cute name, but there are two things wrong with it. 1. The farm he lives at (Carbondale Farms) already has a stallion named Peter. 2. Carbondale Farms is going to enter Peter in the same show as I'm taking my pony to. Think of how silly it would be if the same ranch had two horses entered with the same name. But I did actually think of Peter Pan before I got the pony! *snickers at Mom* Thankyou all for helping me pick names! *runs around, huggling everyone and and handing out lollipops* SQUEE! ^_^ - Emily
Emily
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 22:55:03 (EDT)

Lisa, if you come up with the name she picks, we'll pack up John and ship him to Italy for you. Actually, you should have him take you to Napa Valley wine country the weekend of June6-8. Have him bring his nice digital camera, then you guys could stop by Santa Rosa and see Emily and her pony in their first show together. John could take good pictures for me.
Jeanne
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 18:00:49 (EDT)

and what about LYMIE...which is still Emily but a little scambled up ?? hey Emily, what does the person who finds out the name win ? a ride on the horse would be good.....well....maybe for a skinnier person than me...poor horse.....u have to hope it's not me that wins then !!! hee hee
lisa
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 16:12:22 (EDT)

Beer and Burp--that is so funny ! Bernie wanted to change Steven and Kenneth to Fly and Speck.
Jan
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 15:10:00 (EDT)

Emilie, Hhow about "Peter Pan" GpB
Great Grampa B
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 13:00:55 (EDT)

this all reminds me of a friend of mine who was given 2 dogs.... he had to chose their names...he ended up calling the 1st dog BEER, the 2nd .... BURP ! hee hee
lisa
- Monday, May 19, 2003 at 11:21:07 (EDT)

We already thought of Spider, but there is already a horse named Spider at the farm.
Jeanne
- Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 18:55:42 (EDT)

Emily, here as a link to a list of horse-names:
http://www.raineyvalleyfarm.com/wshis/names.htm
Gramp
- Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 17:06:55 (EDT)

I think Shufly would make a nice hores name, Emily. Great Gram
Great-Gram
- Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 14:14:11 (EDT)

I like Spot best.....trot, Spot, trot...! I l also like Phantom but had to look it up to spell it. My dogs name was Spider--you could name Spot, " Spider the Second" !! Or S.S. which would go back to his German roots.
Grammy
- Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 14:01:21 (EDT)

ELMERS----shame on you Steven !!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Mom
- Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 13:55:07 (EDT)

There is already a stallion at the farm named Andrew. Sir Andrew to be exact. That is who Emily has been riding. If you want to see what he looks like, go to www.carbondalefarms.com He will be a little jealous now that Emily has a new pony to ride... and more importantly, feed carrots to.
Emily
- Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 21:38:13 (EDT)

Name him Andrew (Andrew names everything Andrew - go figure, Steven)
Andrew
- Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 20:41:30 (EDT)

Elmers
Uncle Steven
- Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 20:40:37 (EDT)

Hey Lisa! Thanks for the idea. I like Furia a lot. Hmm... Which to choose, which to choose?
Emily
Granite Bay, CA USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 19:47:26 (EDT)

i totally agree on the change....just to avoid any bad luck, i would not name a horse on a man who broke his leg and cannot be as good as he used to be due to this accident..... there was a famous serial on the 80's in italy about a black beautiful horse called FURIA .... how do u like this ? Fu is not pronounced FIU (like fu of fuel) fut simply FU (sound that probably for u is FOO---) ciao ciao
lisa
- Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 14:59:17 (EDT)

Well, we're not particularly into soccer so the horse is getting a name change. Ronaldo is just a wee bit too close to Geraldo. Em just has to PICK a new name. I vote for Spot.
Jeanne
- Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 20:15:05 (EDT)

ups, i forgot, yes, he is brazilian, not italian. ciao ciao
lisa
- Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 11:49:34 (EDT)

yes, the name is RONALDO, he was paid millions dollars to follow a ball in a football field.....i wish i was so lucky too....hee hee.... He had bad injuries on a leg, did not play for a while, then was unhappy for some reason, had contrasts with the team and left to play in Spain where i doubt he is paid as much as foolish italians paid him.... However, i do not think he was playing for MILAN team, i think he plid for INTER, which is another team from Milan. But u know what ? i hate football....and consequently italian men who are mad for this game...which in italy is no more a game but just business and money maker....
lisa
- Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 11:48:08 (EDT)

Thanks for the corrected spelling! Ronaldo is apparently the name of Emily's new horse. I think she'll be changing that to Aragorn.
Jeanne
- Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 11:30:42 (EDT)

Jeanne, I think Renaldo (Ronaldo?) is a famous Brazilian soccer player who played for Milan, but has now moved to a team in Spain.
B.
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 22:09:25 (EDT)

Hey Liza, is there a famous soccer (futbol) player in Europe named Renaldo?
Jeanne
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 21:29:49 (EDT)

no...it's raining....i have a t-shirt + a sweater + a fleece jacket when i am out....and in Milan there are 32 degrees celsius .... so, if u plan to spend a w-end in a lovely, friendly, warm town...u are invited !! hee hee hee.... John can tell u how wonderful it is !! but there is one good thing, u never queue anywhere...lots of space and not too many cars....and this is good compared to italy!!!!
lisa
- Friday, May 09, 2003 at 14:45:50 (EDT)

I like that --"clean solution". Is it getting warmer there in Rochester ?
Jan / MoM
- Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 12:54:31 (EDT)

tell me if it is just for all yr sons and daughter or husband too....we will find a CLEAN solution....hee hee hee hee ....----------------------------------------------------------------------- actually u know what....i am quite proud to say i do not know anyone from Sicily..... u know north of italy and south of italy love eanch other as northern ireland and the republic of ireland, like scots and english, like Paris and Marseille, like a divorced couple, salt and sugar, day and night, etc etc....
lisa
- Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 14:29:34 (EDT)

Jeanne-Kenneth was in Tiawan and Steven was in Korea. No one was on Hong Kong. Lisa, would be nice to have the address of one of your Sicilian "friends"........
Jan / MoM
- Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 13:45:26 (EDT)

hey john, u did not tell me u were going to Hong Kong.....what's HER name ? u know, my sicilian friends need to have the right address before they HURT the wrong person !!! hee hee.....ITALIAN WAYS ! hee hee hee.....
lisa
- Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 17:38:49 (EDT)

John should have stayed away from Hong Kong...
Jeanne
- Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 17:27:47 (EDT)

john : sick = lisa : (depressed + worried) john : (good health + happy) = lisa : sad not to be closer IF John+lisa THEN Lisa = HAPPY ...just trying some math.....while thinking that john is home with fever......
lisa
- Monday, May 05, 2003 at 14:22:44 (EDT)

HURRAY, HURRAY FIRST OF MAY!! {ODDST} J&B
J&B
- Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 14:09:31 (EDT)

well, an italian mum would pronounce the word in italian.....but what is common all over the world i guess.....is that children becoming sons\daughters, becoming men\women....would always give their moms a VERY hard time, despite time passing....hee hee....but not just to mothers...my dad says he is almost bold because of all the troubles his children have given him....cannot see why he says so, considering he has a PERFECT daughter... LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!
lisa
- Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 12:54:32 (EDT)

My children make fun of the way I pronounce words--"wash" is their favorite to pick on....just ignore them, Lisa !!
Jan
- Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 12:47:54 (EDT)

Hey Lisa, how would an Italian mom pronounce the word "wash"?
Jeanne
- Wednesday, April 23, 2003 at 12:43:12 (EDT)

difference: a difference between an italian mum and an american one is that the american one says to his son "send me an e-mail when u arrive home"...the italian mum says "give me a call when u arrive home"...cause she barely knows what an e-mail is... HEE HEE.....
lisa
- Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:11:14 (EDT)

They sure are! What fun watching! Shelli
Shelli
- Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:55:44 (EDT)

Sooooooooo sorry Shelli!! The Mariners are top "dogs" Grandpa
Grandpa
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 20:08:29 (EDT)

That's great Grandpa! Cari is hanging in there, following her college team these days- The Bulldogs are doing OK! We're going to the A's Game on Saturday- The Mariners will be done with us and I think we will beat Texas! Happy Easter, Tell grandma, I'll be thinking of the bunny cakes she used to make us! Love you- Shelli
Shelli
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 11:58:46 (EDT)

Sorry about that Shellie:-))) But I do feel very, very sorry for Keri, I know how it feels when you loose. Grandma and I sure are enjoying the games, it keeps us awake and alert way past our bedtime:-) I have a feeing we are going to win again tonight!!! Grandpa
Grandpa
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:02:45 (EDT)

Grandpa- Those Mariners are making my A's look bad! Hope you and Grandma are enjoying the games- Love you Shelli
Shelli
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:40:55 (EDT)

tx for realising u knew john ! so thoughtful of u !!! hee hee hee.... Mr Bernstein, at least Nevada is closer to California than this fun place...moreover i could have improved my chances of getting rich and free from work !!! hee hee...."HARD LIFE in rochester" says goodbye!!
lisa
milan, - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 16:45:16 (EDT)

Yippeeee! Lisa is back! Wait, I already knew that. ;-) Hopefully this weekend I'll have time to put together another photo album of pictures for my web site.

Gilroy, - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 10:47:05 (EDT)

Welcome back Lisa. There are worse places you could be--for example, Tonopah, Nevada or Mojave, CA.
B
- Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 22:42:27 (EDT)

WELCOME BACK LISA!!! :--)))GpB
GpB
- Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 19:05:47 (EDT)

quick quick, sniffle sniffle, pass me a tissue....i'm back to rochester ! WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lisa
- Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 10:48:34 (EDT)

My computer never breaks. I have to break it on purpose so that I can justify upgrading it. It is not a Mac it is a Steven and Nicholas special.
Steven
- Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 14:54:55 (EDT)

Lisa, when you get back perhaps you can teach John to read English! : ]
B
- Tuesday, April 08, 2003 at 00:09:06 (EDT)

Jeanne, tell Cecil that Macs are the ONLY real computers out there. No Piles of Crud in my house! Ha ha ha ha ha! I posted a new album of photos on my web site. Take a look at the "A few random photos" album.

Gilroy, CA - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 23:13:06 (EDT)

I just clicked the damn "Erase Entries" button instead of "Enter Comment." Crap! Get rid of the darn button! Crap.
John
- Monday, April 07, 2003 at 23:11:36 (EDT)

Good one Uncle B- I'm going to add the Mac Techs statement to my troubleshooting responses- :)
Shelli
- Monday, April 07, 2003 at 16:15:38 (EDT)

i am with my grand parents, showing them yr pics and they say hello and that they are happy to "meet" u all
lisa
milano, - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 15:44:10 (EDT)

My Mac is in the repair shop--the technician said it probably suffered from running upside down under a desk. :P When I asked him how he knew that, he said, "Because you have a flat spot on the top of your head."
B
- Monday, April 07, 2003 at 14:23:41 (EDT)

according to me the computer should be ON the desk, not under ...hee hee hee....and one is enough, 5 are slightly too many....well, i know, everybody can chose his own way of working....but upside down does not seem so comfortable to me...hee hee hee..oooooops, italian humour !
lisa
milano, - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 08:05:05 (EDT)

Cr*p!! I've 5 of 'em under my desk now.... :o
B
- Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 23:40:36 (EDT)

Cecil says, "get yourself a real computer".
Jeanne
Granite Bay, - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 16:16:03 (EDT)

My Mac computer died yesterday (Sat.) so the cam will be off for 2 or 3 days while it is getting fixed.
B
- Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 15:32:33 (EDT)

Hi Lisa, glad you had a safe trip, and a happy visit with your family. Will be nice to see you when you return to Calif. ! jan
Jan
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 13:11:58 (EST)

sure !!! there is stuff packed in the suitcase ready for an "hand-carry" to yr home !! hee hee.....tonight another big fat italian dinner !!! ..... see u soon L�
lisa
milano, - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 07:55:30 (EST)

Hi Lisa, I hope you have a pleasant visit at home. We look forward to seeing you again--perhaps when you are in California this next time.
B
- Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 19:10:45 (EST)

Hi the Bernsteins !! i am back to Italy for a week.....sooooo good to be in my home again and not in coldflatboringmeanigless Minnesota....hee hee.......meeting my family again, my friends and colleagues....pity my boss is keeping me in Celestica from 8 am to 8 pm....well, Italy by night is mainly what i get to see....hee hee....however, i should be back in around a week...and in california from the 18th to the 21st of april !!! SEE U SOON lisa
lisa
milano, - Thursday, April 03, 2003 at 02:14:10 (EST)

We really enjoy going to Italy too, Shelli. Italy is just full of interesting sites, nice people and good food. John's pictures are very good !
Jan
- Saturday, March 29, 2003 at 11:33:22 (EST)

Had a great me? No had a great time- Jet Lag today!
Shelli
- Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 18:18:28 (EST)

Cari and I got home from Italy last night- Loved seeing John's Web site- His pictures are better then mine-Had a great me- beautiful place! Shelli
Shelli
- Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 18:17:45 (EST)

:-( :-( :-( minnesota allergy :-( :-( :-(
lisa
- Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 15:00:15 (EST)

here again in Minnesota....cold, flat, "Johnless" :-) and working again....ciao ciao !
lisa
- Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 14:58:45 (EST)

Hi Shelli, you were lucky you has a look-alike to blame your experiments on. Thats funny. Steven, Kenneth and Jeanne looked nothing alike. All three got into trouble because I never knew which one did the deed. J
Jan
- Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 11:35:19 (EST)

Hey I did the magnet thing to our first color TV, in 63 I believe-I blamed it on Sandi...sorry Sandi. The advantage of our parents not being able to tell us apart when they were angry!
Shelli
- Friday, March 14, 2003 at 13:52:03 (EST)

Steven, the next time Andrew visits, I'll teach him some other neat things he can do with a magnet!!
B
- Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 09:23:00 (EST)

Dad - the TV works again. ACB is still hot to take apart my computer. As a kid I thought that you overreacted when I did "stuff." I apologize. Sincerely.
Steven
- Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 13:11:51 (EST)

...oh well...here are people that can speak italian better than i do...but they don't know what REAL coffee is HEE HEE HEE !!!
lisa
- Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:45:57 (EST)

Non mi piace caff�. Io prendo i miei caffine da Mountain Dew (Diet).
Steven
- Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:24:57 (EST)

Lisa, preferisco la mia caffeina in grandi tazze -- doppio-doppio espresso!
B
- Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 23:36:08 (EST)

if caffeine hasn't taken effect yet....i should probably send u one of my ESPRESSO cups!! RISTRETTO, not something u can swim in...hee hee
lisa
- Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 13:50:44 (EST)

That's not my butt... that's too big to be MY butt.
Julia Isabella
- Saturday, March 01, 2003 at 01:48:10 (EST)

hi Mr Bernstein , i see u r working....i too am...but getting very bored...Minnesota is such an exciting place....hee hee...have a nice day!
lisa
- Friday, February 28, 2003 at 12:54:02 (EST)

We might have tossed you off--but never pushed you!
Dix
- Friday, February 28, 2003 at 07:44:37 (EST)

Dix, hmmmmmm...I don't remember jumping, I think I was pushed! :o
B
- Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 20:35:32 (EST)

You're sixty-six and damned lucky you made it this far--that was a long jump from the tank house landing!!! Happy Birthday-Google!
Dix
- Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 18:38:00 (EST)

Thanks, Shelli! Grazie Molto, Lisa!
B
- Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 18:32:21 (EST)

Happy Birthday Uncle B!
-Shelli
- Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 16:24:25 (EST)

BUON COMPLEANNO ANCHE DA ME !!!!
LISA
- Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 13:30:45 (EST)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARNEY
Dad
- Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 12:56:36 (EST)

John - You're a moron. Leave your computer at home next time.
Ken
- Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 01:28:36 (EST)

hi all, would u pls tell John to stop looking at his PC (EXCUSE! HE SAYS IT'S A MAC, NOT A PC!!!!) and stop working even when he comes in Minnesota to see me ???? hee hee...THANK YOU!! work...work....work...work....Can u do something for him? Any good doctor in California that can help him ? hee hee.... CIAO FROM ROCHESTER BELLYBUTTON OF THE WORLD :-)))
LISA
- Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 12:11:44 (EST)

Do you mean it wasn't a cartoon--it was real ????
Jan
- Friday, February 21, 2003 at 13:08:50 (EST)

Lisa, living with John, Jeanne, Kenneth and Steven was very much like being in a cartoon!
B
- Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 21:47:14 (EST)

then, if he does not mind too much ;-), he can be MR BERNIE GOOGLE,...sounds like coming out of a cartoon !! hee hee....
lisa
MILAN, ITALY - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 12:33:08 (EST)

No, but I am grateful!
B
- Monday, February 17, 2003 at 21:34:45 (EST)

Yes Lisa, my dad's parents called him Google. But my Dad in turn, called Steven "Yahoo", Kenneth "Lycos" and John "AskJeeves".
Jeanne
Granite Bay, - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 21:32:58 (EST)

Make fun if you want Dad, but it's working. Nothing like having 2 kids in bed with you while living in a hotel to make sure there are no future offspring. I for one thought you'd be greatful... you're always whining that you have too many grandkids.
Jeanne
Granite Bay, - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 21:29:32 (EST)

Hi Lisa-It's really somthing, to have someone call my Son Mr.Bernstein. WHen he was little, we called him "Google" and now we call him Barney, And John's Mom calls him Bernie, so you can take your pick, I'm sure he won't mind:-)
Joe
- Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 19:17:51 (EST)

Steven, I think Jeanne is trying to compete with Mrs. Winchester, only in her case she believes that as long as she continues to build on the house she won't have any more children!
B
- Friday, February 14, 2003 at 15:49:48 (EST)

Hi Lisa, it's a good thing the cam doesn't show the food I've spilled down the front of it!
B
- Friday, February 14, 2003 at 15:46:36 (EST)

NICE SHIRT MR BERNSTEIN! :-) LISA
LISA
- Friday, February 14, 2003 at 14:13:00 (EST)

Jeanne, when will that house be finished? Though I am one to talk. My kids' bathroom has been ripped out for a year. I can't find anyone to help lug up a 320 lbs. tub.
Steven
- Friday, February 14, 2003 at 10:28:31 (EST)

Well, we had a slight delay on the remodel today... wasps had nested in the scaffolding they put up in the living. Have you ever seen construction workers dance around afraid for their lives? Hi Lisa. I am John's older sister. Be careful when you post here, around every corner lurks a fart joke... or our dad... same thing ;-)
Jeanne
Granite Bay, CA USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 20:38:01 (EST)

YES! TOOOOOOOO BAD I'M NOT IN CALIFORNIA....SNIFFLE SNIFFLE.... JOOOOOOOOOOHN COME RESCUE ME !!!!!!!! :-))))
lisa
MILAN, ITALY - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:03:10 (EST)

yr government is quite funny to me....in here they just fired 550 people! the whole plant is closing by June... (guess who is now in charge of all the tranfer to East Europe ? great! isn't it ?) to me it all sounds like " i need u, i use u. i do not longer need u, do the best u can!" is this fair ?
lisa
MILAN, ITALY - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:01:25 (EST)

The government is trying to save money so they put outhouses out in the mall.
Steven
- Monday, February 10, 2003 at 23:45:22 (EST)

Steven, I can tell from the pic that you're freezing your nether-parts off. :P
B
- Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 14:19:59 (EST)

Lucky no one is here - it is 25 out with snow everywhere.
Steven
- Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 18:04:03 (EST)

Hi Lisa. too bad you aren't in sunny Calif !!
Jan / MoM
- Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 13:05:15 (EST)

Lisa, John has a very talented GI tract.
Steven
Washington, DC - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:08:25 (EST)

Yr internet page is really nice, i had fun reading the messages.... and i'm pretty sure u did not teach "Little John" to burp into internet as his message dislays !! hee hee hee.... well, HI ALL ! Lisa ...from Minnesota for a while... :-( NO FUN HERE!
LISA
MILAN, ITALY - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:47:22 (EST)

Good jokes Bernie Cute Grandsons too !**
Jan
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 17:22:20 (EST)

Change the joke-please, please !!!!! Two cuties in the pictures !!
Jan
- Sunday, January 26, 2003 at 17:22:26 (EST)

A very "Merry Christmas" to every one. Gram & Gramp Bernstein
Grandma & Grandpa Bernstein
- Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 19:42:48 (EST)

Merry Christmas!
-Shelli-
- Monday, December 23, 2002 at 17:38:26 (EST)

Great pictures, my Great Grandchildren are just beautiful. Grandpa B
Grandpa B
- Saturday, November 30, 2002 at 14:46:28 (EST)

What a bunch of cute kids.
A. Stranger
- Friday, November 29, 2002 at 22:08:43 (EST)

I just wanted to see if anybody was paying attention.
B
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 13:48:01 (EST)

Sandi, the age thing can be a curse. I still go to meetings and pepole ask me how long I have been out of college. C'est la vie...
Steven
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:20:27 (EST)

Dad - there are easier ways to do a lobotomy.
Steven
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 11:17:16 (EST)

Nice Picture Uncle B! I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving-Shelli
Shelli
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 10:47:28 (EST)

Hi Sandi, I made a mistake and stuck my finger in my nose! :P
B
- Friday, November 22, 2002 at 18:58:17 (EST)

Hey Uncle B....I'm watching your work! Touch your pointer finger to your nose so I know you got this.
Sandi
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:12:15 (EST)

Hi Madison, Thanks a lot for helping to take care of our kitty while we were gone. She was very glad to see us when we got back.
Gramp
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 22:45:57 (EST)

Hi evreybody! I love you Gram and Gramp. I am glad you are back home. Love, Madison
Madison
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 19:33:13 (EST)

The host computer switch is complete and everything should now be back to normal (if, indeed, you saw anything different at all).
B.
- Tuesday, November 12, 2002 at 13:26:00 (EST)

Still being switched to a new host computer. Everthing should be back to normal soon.
B
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 19:43:17 (EST)

Sheeesss backkkkk! I'm back! Work here at Mare Island has been so challenging but leaves me less time to play during the day thus unable to check out the Bernstein cam. Glad to see Uncle B and Aunt Jan are in Paris. How wonderful! Great Pictures of the Maryland trip. Steven why is it we just don't age! I'm starting to worry when age hits it will hit hard! Hope all is well with everyone.
Sandi
- Monday, November 04, 2002 at 11:29:32 (MST)

Great pictures Barney!! Dad
Dad
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 11:59:59 (MDT)

Ironic, Shelli!!!--It took "Twins" ( no pun intented) to end their winning streak with a shutout. I'm sorry. Grandpa
Grandpa
- Sunday, September 08, 2002 at 09:25:59 (MDT)

Hey Grandpa- Went to the game last night- Can you believe they almost blew it! Now 21- I love you- Shelli
Shelli
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 16:23:57 (MDT)

Hi shelli! Your "A's" are great, too bad our Mariners are slipping, but I'm happy that the "A's" are the ones on top. Bet Cari is excited. Grandpa
Grandpa
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 11:27:36 (MDT)

Great Pics Uncle B! Hey Grandpa- How about our Oakland A's! Good seeing your faces-
Shelli
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 15:56:17 (MDT)

You should of put the bag over their heads,that way they would of looked a whole lot better:-) Dad
Dad
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 12:45:42 (MDT)

Just a couple of "bag" people I found wandering around Puyallup!! :P
B
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 16:03:01 (MDT)

Barney!! Who are those "Old Critters" you have on your website? Mom and I don't reconize them. Are they for Real? Dad
Dad
- Monday, September 02, 2002 at 12:33:04 (MDT)

Grandpa- Happy Birthday, a day early, I will be dropping Cari off @ Fresno State tomorrow, so I wanted to leave a message today- I love you-
Shelli
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 08:41:40 (MDT)

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY GRAM AND GRAMP "B" or MOM & POP "B" Which ever comes first:-)
Gram & Gramp B
- Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 12:00:38 (MDT)

Stop looking at those pictures, Shelli. Your too young to be looking at them. Anyway, I can't figure them out either.
Jan
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:57:25 (MDT)

Uncle B- Please enhance pic # 11 On the site my Grandpa likes- I can not figure out the position...I mean picture. Trying to learn while @ work
Shelli
- Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 11:58:51 (MDT)

It's in the Pompeii pictures!
B
- Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 12:57:24 (MDT)

Barney took it, Joe. Talk to him about it!!!
Jan
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 20:40:49 (MDT)

Jan-How about sharing that very interesting picture you took. J
Joe
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 17:16:16 (MDT)

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B
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:33:02 (MDT)

Ahha! I am going to remember that remark!
Jan
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 23:09:48 (MDT)

Hi Shelli, now that we're rested up, I'm ready to go back!!
B
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:53:05 (MDT)

Thanks for sharing the pictures- Looks like you had a great trip!
Shelli
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:37:15 (MDT)

Finally got some more pics from Italy up. Still have Pompeii and Rome to get ready. Been having some problems with the web cam so it's been mostly off line. I think I've got it fixed now--we'll see.
B
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 20:48:02 (MDT)

Steven, your Dad is at least 50! Happy Fathers Day !
MOm
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 16:03:47 (MDT)

Good pictures and music.
Steven
- Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 16:05:30 (MDT)

I thought that you were only 49?
Steven
- Friday, June 14, 2002 at 06:43:30 (MDT)

We are moving mighty slow, Steven--jet lagged--not easy at our ages. mOm
mOm
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 22:22:05 (MDT)

Mom, make Dad put some pictures up.
Steven
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 08:31:21 (MDT)

Hey Uncle B- Good to see you- Welcome home- Shelli
Shelli
- Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 14:38:30 (MDT)

It is good to hear you will be home soon. J
J
- Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 10:51:59 (MDT)

Hello Mommy and Daddy.
Steven
- Tuesday, June 04, 2002 at 16:00:36 (MDT)

Hello from Rome! We will be here through Saturday, then home on Sunday.
J and B
- Tuesday, June 04, 2002 at 05:41:10 (MDT)

Hi from Sorrento--leaving tomorrow for Rome.
J and B
- Sunday, June 02, 2002 at 04:02:54 (MDT)

Having a great time in Italy--they good Italian food here :)
J and B
- Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 03:15:34 (MDT)

Finally something new.
SB
- Monday, May 06, 2002 at 12:47:22 (MDT)

Just testing!
B
- Friday, May 03, 2002 at 21:11:47 (MDT)

Thanks Grandpa. Those were done with a cheap digital camera. By the way, Susan still uses Grandma's Pentax. It works great.
Steven
- Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 06:20:48 (PST)

Great pictures Steven!!!
Grandpa
- Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 14:02:34 (PST)

Thank you Mom. :-)
Steven
- Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 09:21:12 (PST)

Are you referring to Bull and Chicken?
Big
- Monday, March 18, 2002 at 08:59:07 (PST)

What two adorable boys you have there!!
A neutral observer
- Monday, March 18, 2002 at 08:40:12 (PST)

Barney--That Genealogy Lesson tops 'em all, Mom and I are still laughing. I'm willing to bet, that Jan did the research on the Schitt family:-)
Dad
- Sunday, March 17, 2002 at 19:21:59 (PST)

Hey Happy Birthday Uncle B!
-Shelli-
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 08:31:24 (PST)

Happy birthday dad.
Steven
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 05:49:23 (PST)

I didn't want that deep dark secret revealed Barney, but as long as you did, look forward to more startling revelations.
Me
- Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 09:01:12 (PST)

I was thinking it was more in the fertilizer line.
B
- Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 07:14:48 (PST)

Yes, Steven Your roots are all in the vegetable line. Grandpa
Grandpa
- Friday, February 22, 2002 at 19:40:12 (PST)

Does Grandpa's picture mean that we are related to vegetables?
Steven
- Friday, February 22, 2002 at 07:04:20 (PST)

It will take a while for me to find one of Tuffy, Steven
MoM
- Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 21:41:16 (PST)

OH MY!!! I had forgotten all about Blackie--what a darling boy he was!
Dix
- Friday, February 15, 2002 at 08:55:20 (PST)

Dad, put a picture of Tuffy and Fluff up with your dog. My kids want to see them.
SB
- Friday, February 15, 2002 at 05:34:10 (PST)

I too, have had terrible memories of sidewalks and broken teeth. At the time I thought it was the end of the world, but we're still here. Invisable.
invisable stranger
- Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 14:12:08 (PST)

Andrew went head-first over his tricycle and chipped his two front teeth.
Steven
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 13:50:09 (PST)

Hey Dad, your web page makes my TiBook cook itself! It must be the Bush head bobbing up & down.
John
- Friday, January 18, 2002 at 17:33:03 (PST)

I believe Andrew belongs to Steven and Susan. I also believe Steven broke his front tooth the same week his braces were removed. Do we have a genetic tooth breaking gene going on here???
unknown stranger
- Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 18:39:41 (PST)

He does not have a mouth. That's why.
Andrew's Father
- Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 12:13:56 (PST)

I guess Andrew gets his problems with sidewalks from his paternal grandfather.
Known Stranger
- Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 08:57:16 (PST)

Sidewalks and teeth don't mix.
Strange Stranger
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 20:07:30 (PST)

I don't know who that Andrew belongs to, but he sure is a cute lil fella. I wonder why he doesn't like to show his teeth? ;-)
Known Stranger
- Tuesday, January 15, 2002 at 21:39:26 (PST)

Who does that adorable little Andrew belong to??
Unknown stranger
- Monday, January 14, 2002 at 21:25:34 (PST)

Someone lit the wick
Mom
- Sunday, January 13, 2002 at 09:51:32 (PST)

The wax melted.
Steven
- Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 17:09:46 (PST)

Great picture of you Barney. Reminds me of myself when I was younger. I still have the eye glasses like that stored away in a drawer. Dad
Joe
- Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 16:57:23 (PST)

Have fun @ Mac World Uncle B? I'm going tomorrow- I want to know how to replace a harddrive in the new "end table lamp" looking computers- I'm enough of a computer nerd to have one on each night stand!
Shelli
- Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 20:13:24 (PST)

She sure is a wonderful little girl, and I'm very very proud to be her Great Grandpappy. PS. She's beautiful and smart too.
G Grandpa
- Friday, January 04, 2002 at 16:09:08 (PST)

Yes, who does she belong to? She is just darling! I bet she is utterly brilliant too.
Known Stranger
- Friday, January 04, 2002 at 15:57:04 (PST)

Who does that adorable little girl belong to????
unknown stranger
- Friday, January 04, 2002 at 15:52:25 (PST)

Happy new year to you too Mom! P.S. Andrew wants the Santa tune put back on.
Steven
- Wednesday, January 02, 2002 at 11:01:05 (PST)

Happy New Year, Steven, Kenneth, Jeanne and John David from mOm
MoM
- Tuesday, January 01, 2002 at 08:57:47 (PST)